Vegan Mom ‘Fighting Off Covid’ By Drinking Sperm Smoothies

Vegan Mom 'Fighting Off Covid' By Drinking Sperm Smoothies

Mom of two Samantha has been leading a craze that sure sounds a little different. The 26 year old from London in the United Kingdom has been using her husband’s sperm to help her fend off Covid-19. Samantha states “Not going to say it works but I have been drinking them (sperm smoothies) each day since April 2020 and still haven’t had Covid-19.

Samantha says that a lot of her friends have had Covid-19 with many having it twice too. She says that she has tried to influence her friends to start doing “the jizz smoothies” too and to “just try it” but they all turn their noses up at the idea.

We asked Samantha what she adds into her sperm smoothies. “I often add things like berries or other fruits but I sometimes just have them plain with no additional items”.

Samantha has over 300,000 followers on social media platform Instagram that tune into her content to see her daily posts that often include sperm smoothie recipes. Some of her fans will post their sperm recipes and tag Samantha and she will then share those to her Instagram stories too.

It appears Samantha has found some online research from the deep-web released by some horn dogs that she believes to be authoritative in the space. Samantha says that the sperm helps to boost her immune system and urges others to do the same.

Samantha says “It doesn’t need to be a bukkake party size about of sperm each day. Just a couple of teaspoons is enough to get the full benefits”.

Dr Jefferies from the School Of Medicine London has told us that Samantha is what you call a “semen demon” and that consuming sperm smoothies in no way will help you fight against Covid-19.

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