You know what Fleshlights are? Those things that look like a fancy drink bottle only they have a hole in one end that you shove your cock into and fuck it.
You have cum in here for the best jokes so let’s get right into it.
What do I use to brighten my mood when it’s dark?
A fleshlight.
What’s the difference between a Cat and a Fleshlight?
If you’ve clicked into this to find out, then you really shouldn’t have a cat.
If I’ve learned one thing in my travels, it’s that men come in all shapes and sizes.
But enough about my exotic fleshlight collection.
I stayed up all night to think of a fleshlight joke
But I could never get it to come.
What do Brits call a fleshlight?
A blowtorch.
I think it’s time I throw away my fleshlight
My masturbation is getting a little out of hand.
What do you call a quadriplegic?
A fleshlight
I bought a fleshlight today
My masturbation has gotten out of hand
I needed to clean my FleshLight, i heard they were dishwasher safe.
But that would Just ruin the load.
What’s the difference between a flashlight and a fleshlight?
One takes C batteries and the other takes D’s.
I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight.
When the power went out I was screwed.
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