List of Things You Can Say During Sex & Also at a Family Dinner

List of Things You Can Say During Sex & Also at a Family Dinner

Hurry up and finish

Oh my god, I’ve been craving this all week

Loose lips sink ships

Oh honey.. has it been that long since you had a good feed

Can I have a taste of that please

I love these cucumbers

Can I have seconds

That’s not how you’re mother does it

Help yourself

I’m going dish it out to everyone

Is it all you can eat or one meal per person

It’s not Tuesday but we’re having tacos yummy

I didn’t think I could fit anymore in, but it’s just too good

It’s ok to use your fingers just make sure they’re clean

It was so good, I have to lick my fingers

Can I have seconds 

That was really good grandma

Thanks for the dolmio grin

I’m so over the same thing every time

I’m hungry

It’s really impolite to fart while I’m eating

Yes please. You’re my daddy. I’ll have a bit more thank you

That doesn’t go in there uncle Steve

For what I am about to receive, may I be truly grateful

That filled a hole

What’s with the chicken skin

Your portion size is the same as your dads

Hhhmmm that was a mouthful

I can’t wait for leftovers

Don’t pull it out to soon it isn’t ready

Omg, I’m so full

Jesus there no limitation in this French family

That’s the best I ever had

Make sure dad has leftovers

Thanks dad

Dad your sauce is so salty

Try it, I’m sure you’ll like it

Is that all there is

I’m so happy your sister joined us

I love sausage

It’s very wet today

I love seafood

What’s this slop

I love happy meals

I’m glad your here

It’s a bit dry

This meat is moist

It’s so moist

Well you over done the cheese

This bird is very moist

That was lovely

Love a good tuna bake

Can I eat that

Your sister does a better spread

That was a mouthful

Is it usually this dry

I’ve had enough

That was deliciously moist

Wow great feed. Let’s go double helping of dessert

That smells nice

This tastes delicious mum

I love the sauce

Needs cheese

Nice firm meat

I’m so glad you came grandma

Finished yet

YES YES YES …more more more …gravy please

Tastes just like grandma’s

Bless me father for I have sinned

Is that all

It’s a little oily, but sweet on the knob

It didn’t taste how I thought it was going to

Can I be excused

I’m finished can I go now

How good is my dads sausage

Leave some for the rest of us

I think I’ve got gravy running down my leg

Is the cavity stuffed

The ceiling needs painting

Would you like stuffing & a small chippolata

You want some sausage

Is that all i get

Can I come again

That’s an impressive piece of meat

It feels and taste awesome

Can I light the next fart

That was juicy!! And moist!!

Tina I am both shocked and proud.. in equal measures

Is that crab

It needed longer in that oven darling

Don’t spit, swallow it

I was so hungry it didn’t even touch the sides

You wanna go Greek

I like it a lot

I’m fine thanks

Don’t talk with your mouth full

Yeahhhh, fish tacos

I’m gonna need a nap after this

Wait, wait, wait, no, more, more, more

Pleased to meet you

Nice pie, but it needs more cream

Turkey slap

That’s yummy sauce

Did you cut the cheese

I’d prefer this with no pubes in it

Bruce!! Don’t forget to add the ketchup!!

That was finger licking good

Wipe your mouth darling

Thank you for coming

I can smell that from here

I’m sorry it was hot 15 minutes ago

Ah, that hit the spot

That was delicious darling whats for desert

How much longer

Pass the sprouts

I hate the white sauce

Pass the juice

Bit Salty

Will you shutup

How much will that be

I will not need a portion that size for while

I’m done thanks

This has the right firmness to it

Can you pass the whipped cream please

Been waiting for this all year

This is so good I don’t want it to end

I’m going to devour everything

Just try it! If you don’t like it, spit it out!

Never tried this before

Do you want gravy on your sausage

It tasted better the last time

Is that eatable

At least it didn’t snap

The family pack was on special tonight

Pass the potatoes

That tastes like shit

Pass the butter

I’m not quite full yet can I please have some more

What are you all doing here

Oh pardon me

Your uncle’s sausage is tasty

I’ll pass thanks

So long to prepare and so quick to finish

My fingers are slippery

That was the best meat I’ve ever had. I’m stuffed.

Come get it

OMG this lamb is fantastic

I can eat that all day

Open wide

Don’t dis it until you try it

I’m filled to the brim

Here comes the aeroplane open up

Stop now, I feel really full

I’ll have the breast

Delicious snack

I think your cheese has gone off

I got a hair on my plate

Let’s eat

Come again

Come in, Sit down I’ll give u something to eat.

What, no gravy

You like it

Toss the salad

I came for desert

Hurry, you done

Sauce it up

Fancy a roll

No sloppy seconds

Just swallow it

I’m up for a munch

Love the beef curtains

Who invited this bloke

Which is your favorite one?

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