You Thought Your Job Was Bad!

In this Vice mini documentary a man gets to become a porn set intern for 24 hours. We know what you are thinking… You think he will be there to just bang hot girls for a day? Right… WRONG!!! VERY WRONG!!!

Turns out he is just responsible for making and distributing the fake cum for the fake dick. Suppose it could have been worse, he could have been a fluffer. 🙂

In the video you see Dan from Anatomik Media looking like a made scientist and telling the intern the special secret ratio needed to make the most real fake cum. This secret water to cum lube ratio is so the jizz spirts out perfectly and looks like a real cumshot.

They are shooting some weird porn story that involves girls wearing strap-on’s. Yes, rich guys contact this media company and request custom movies like this and they deliver.

The intern gets to work by first dressing some mannequins. He suggests putting a dildo in the pants of one of the mannequins to make it look like it has a boner. The on set advisor suggests he is not sure they have enough dildos. What kind of porn set are they running when they don’t have enough dildos!!!

The client requests the pornstar in the shoot must wear a particular wrist watch…  And you thought you had some weird fetishes…..  The client also requested specific laces be used on the girls shoes..  Fuck me.. Really???  That’s what you care about? What about just seeing some hot girls get fucked hard in the pussy and face? Maybe that would be good?

The intern decides to ask the pornstar guy how he keeps it up on set. Umm.. by knowing that you are about to fuck some of the hottest pornstars in the world? Yeh, that should do it.

Next, before the shoot starts the intern and the mad scientist undertake the most important task of the day… Getting baked!!! 🙂

Now to start the shooting. The intern advises the mad science guy that the client has asked for not one but two blowbangs.. Well, we all know what porn niche the client is into. The client should have saved their money and just visited our site and looking at our list of the best blowbang websites.

Now the time had come to make the fake cum and prepare the fake dicks.

Watch and enjoy.