We love to play porn games. That’s because porn games are awesome. But they are also
addictive and can lead to risky behavior that inevitably exposes our private enjoyment.
We don’t want coworkers or signifigant others or even strangers to learn of our enjoyment for
these erotic games.
But often, people just like you do indeed get caught.
And getting caught means wearing a scarlet letter and shame, or even worse, an expensive
divorce.
Porn games require a lot of focus. That focus, which captivates and helps you escape the
stressful real world, also dims our senses that protect us from making dumb moves.
But here’s the good news, I’m an expert. Having ran one of the biggest free porn game sites on
the web for many years, I’ve been privileged to read a lot of porn game horror stories.
The good news is, most of the time, getting caught playing a porn game is 100% preventable.
But only if you follow a few basic rules.
I’ve got your covered. Here are some sure fire ways to lower your risk of getting caught playing
porn games.
Know Your Surroundings
While this section will feel basic, it can’t be stated enough.
If you want to play porn games risk free, know your surroundings. The problem with porn games
is that they become addictive. Addiction breaks down your senses for what’s rational and
reasonable. When this happens, you’re suddenly being tapped on the shoulder by a cafe patron
asking you to lower pornographic screen.
Here’s a few tips:
Make a habit of NEVER starting a porn game in a place that’s not a good surrounding. I know,
you are thinking, eh, I’m in a parking lot waiting for my wife to get back from grocery shopping.
But then you get lost in it and people, including your wife, can view your debautry from outside
the driver’s window.
If you suspect your phone has anything on the screen and you are in public, restart the phone
without ever opening it. This will clear the opening screen issue. But it won’t clear out the last
visited browser. It just helps you if you need to text someone but fear opening your phone will
display a porn game.
Know where you play porn games. Make it a habit to only game in those safe spaces. Getting
too adventurous leads to more risky behavior.
Get a Privacy Screen
So you know your surroundings. You’re aware. But that doesn’t mean your 100% fully covered
unless you are behind locked doors. Even if you are playing a porn game in your car, someone
might inadvertently catch a glimpse.
Also, most of us are now trained to gaze over at mobile phone or laptop screens, even when we
aren’t snooping.
If we are talking an iPhone, I highly recommend you check out privacy screen protectors that
make it difficult for others to peer over at your phone’s display. I’m not suggesting you play porn
games will hanging out in Applebees, this should be viewed as added protection. Imagine you
suddenly have to stop playing a porn game, you shut your iPhone down. Next, you get
distracted and head out to happy hour. You open your phone to check text messages and
boom, there’s Pussy Saga exploding off your screen into a room full of drunken eyes.
If you are using a MacBook pro, you might try this app for screen dimming. MacBook Pros have
super bright screens. But the best way is to go full privacy screen, like this one – Kensington MP13 MacBook Magnetic Privacy Screen for 13″ MacBook Pro and MacBook Air.
Kill the Cache/Browser History
This one is super obvious, yet, you’d be surprised at the amount of times I learn of a new story
of some poor schmo getting caught because their wife typed in “P” in Firefox attempting to
search for “pesto recipes,” only to view a drop down of porn related gaming sites.
I don’t want to hash out why you should do this, we all know why. Let’s focus on more WHY it always seems to get passed on.
Habits are the key to success at anything. Science says it can take 66 days to form a new
behavior/habit. While that probably feels overwhelming, it’s worth the wait.
Make a change when you browse anything at all, not just porn games. Kill the search history
when you finish every session.
If you checked ESPN.com to find out the score of an NFL game and then went to the couch and
remembered an hour later you didn’t clear the visited site history, get up and go back and do it.
Eventually, it will become habit.
If you sit down and start typing in a site or search term and a string of previous sites or
keywords drop down, this means you forgot to do this last session. Remind yourself again and
again that this session you’ll remember this best practice.
Practice makes perfect, which makes a habit. This habit can save your porn game mojo.
You also need to empty your cache more often than most people. Clearly, this might feel
overwhelming because you don’t want to lose some saved data. But not to worry, start
managing your logins with a password saver rather than onboard password providers. Use
Lastpass, set it to not prefill user/pass info into web forms. Make sure you have that shit on
super lock down, meaning double authentication, so no one can ever dive into it.
Conclusion
Porn games are awesome. Let’s face it, the interactive nature that lends them to super erotic
narratives captivates and stimulates.
But due to the hyper focused engagement needed to play them, lots of poor souls get caught
playing them and suffer the consequences.
The thing is, its all preventable if you realize you must always maintain awareness with your
surroundings. That’s difficult given the premise of porn games that help you escape your normal
dwellings.
Find a middle ground. Practice good habits with keeping browser history clean, using privacy Find a middle ground. Practice good habits with keeping browser history clean, using privacy
screens, and never playing games in public spaces.
Oh, and enjoy the games!