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Funniest Sex Toys in the World

Funniest Sex Toys in the World

We have put together the best collection of the funniest sex toys in the world.

With the upcoming release of the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie sequel Fifty Shades Darker we thought we would put together a list of the most funniest sex toys and accessories.

Cyberskin Twerking Butt Light Deluxe

When you can’t be with Miley Cyrus so you watch the video of her twerking her ass off on some guy while you are using this twerking dildo machine.

Cyberskin Twerking Butt Light Deluxe

Fifty Shades Darker Dark Desire Advanced Couples Kit

Be careful buying the advanced model maybe you should start with the beginner model till you get some experience up, said no girl ever!!!

Fifty Shades Darker Dark Desire Advanced Couples Kit

Rainbow Unicorn Mask

Everyone is swiping right on tinder trying to find their unicorn. Give your girl hers right now by buying and wearing one of these masks in bed for her. She will love the horn on the unicorn entering her pussy if she doesn’t pee on you from laughing so hard first.

Rainbow Unicorn Mask

Latrine Extreme Funnel Gag

I swear baby, it’s just for snorkeling at the beach and stuff.

Latrine Extreme Funnel Gag

Strict Leather Neck Corset

In ancient times humans used to wear stiff gold jewellery around their necks as a measure of wealth. In ancient times African and Asian cultures used to wear these neck rings to stretch their necks to become more attractive to the opposite sex. Now girls wear these neck corsets to be sexy AF for their sick twisted boyfriend that has been watching the most sickest porn shit on TOR. This is what happens when girls watch fifty shades darker and think they will try and be kinky for their man.

 Strict Leather Neck Corset

Rubber Gas Mask Hood

Not sure if just cooked up a batch of meth in the basement or if getting ready to go deep sea diving in the ocean.

Rubber Gas Mask Hood

Spandex Zipper Mouth Hood With Eye Holes

When he looking at you with his rape eyes.

Spandex Zipper Mouth Hood With Eye Holes

The Meat Cleaver Stainless Steel Urethral Stretcher

When you and a mate do a fuck load of meth and think “let’s invent the best sex toy ever that will give the best pleasure”. It’s like the person that invented this was fired from the secret service for taking their enemy torture methods too far.

The Meat Cleaver Stainless Steel Urethral Stretcher

Pink Stainless Steel Adjustable Female Chastity Belt

This is for when your daughter is acting like a slut and is all like, “cash me outside howbow dah”.

Pink Stainless Steel Adjustable Female Chastity Belt

Party Girl Vibrating Clit Teaser

When your dildo looks like it’s giving the middle finger to some fucker that has just pulled out in front of it aggressively while it was driving down the highway.

Party Girl Vibrating Clit Teaser

Kink Wet Works Waterproof Bedding

When you pick up a girl in the club and go back to her house. You arrive and walk into her room and you see she has this waterproof bedding on her bed. You know shit just got real and things are about to go down like donkey kong. You just hope you have had enough drugs and booze to forget all the freaky shit you about to have done to your body cavities.

Kink Wet Works Waterproof Bedding

King Cock Deluxe Hot Seat Inflatable Vibrating

Sitting on a inflatable ball is meant to be good for your core fitness and posture. I’m not sure what that thing sticking out the top in the middle is. Maybe it’s just there to help you hold on so you don’t fall off? Kind of like some form of joystick you use in a helicopter.

King Cock Deluxe Hot Seat Inflatable Vibrating

Total Sensory Deprivation White Leather Hood

When your girl is into video games and wants you to dress up like you are ready to star in mortal kombat.

Total Sensory Deprivation White Leather Hood

Neck Corset Harness With Stuffer Gag

Kitana Wins !!!!

Neck Corset Harness With Stuffer Gag

Premium Leather Sleep Sack

When you are wearing this and you think to yourself ‘where did I go wrong with my life choices’.

Premium Leather Sleep Sack

Hannibal Style Bondage Hood

When you want to dominate Halloween and scare the living fuck out of everybody, especially those that have seen the movie Hannibal.

Hannibal Style Bondage Hood

Cheek Retractor Dental Mouth Gag

Dad, WTF does mom have in her mouth? I swear son, it’s to help your mom improve her smile.

Cheek Retractor Dental Mouth Gag

Deluxe Puppy Play Essentials Kit

Cause when your girl is wearing a dog mask and weird things on her hands you instantly think, ‘hey, I’m horny looking at you and wanna fuck you’.

 Deluxe Puppy Play Essentials Kit

Ultimate Duffle Bag

Hope your bag doesn’t get lost at the airport by your airline.  Or when you accidentally pick up the wrong bag before you leave home to travel overseas and you have to go through customs. You had better pray the customs officer’s favorite movie is fifty shades of gray or you gonna be locked up for twenty years in jail.

Ultimate Duffle Bag

Hope you enjoyed our list. Don’t be afraid to share it with your dirty friends.

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